I'm a fucking writer, what do you expect me to do?

__Waitress. Actress. Model. Singer__

I'm in love with Patrick Stump

Pete Wentz is a huge inspiration and a lyrical genius

Fall Out Boy is my addiction and I attended Monumentour in Houston, Austin, and Dallas I'm in love with The Governor aka Phillip Blake aka Brian aka that sexy as hell bat shit crazy murdering son-of-a-bitch portrayed by David Morrissey's smoking hot ass

David Morrissey called me Jordy

I also love Supernatural, and The Walking Dead

I'm 23

I'm adorable

I'm boy/man crazy

I'm a server at a restaurant

I'm obsessed with getting inked up

I have multiple tattoos including one on my ribcage that says: "Oh, how the mighty fall in love" and the crown SRAR FOB symbol on my heel

I'm also obsessed with Titanic

My first born son (someday) will be named Dawson

Feel free to ask any and all questions.

I don't bite.

I'm very friendly

Pete Wentz reblogged my gifset I made of him in the "A little less sixteen candles, a little more touch me" music video and wrote a fun fact at the bottom of it. I met Pete Wentz on August 1st, he's so sweet and took a picture with me and said he would give Patrick my note to him for me. He's a beautiful soul. Patrick has tweeted me twice and probably remembers my face. He smiled at my sign that said "You're my hero, Patrick." at my front row Houston concert. I adore him so much.

"I'm a fucking writer, what do you expect me to do?"

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Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

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whatever you do, don’t imagine your favorite character in an oversized sweater. it’s too late for me. tell my family I love th

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  • *walks outside*
  • *gets attacked by a bug*
  • *Patrick Stump voice* I'm noT READY FOR A HANDSHAKE WITH DEATH, NO

Pete Wentz - Queen of the MySpace selfies

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95 followers until 4k!!!!!

If you love Fall Out Boy follow me!!!

  • before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
  • after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP

Imagine: Gordon Ramsay going down on you and role playing like he’s tasting your cooking but referring to your pussy as the meal and describing what he likes and doesn’t like about the “dish”

"Tastes a bit sweet, it’s good though" *winks*